What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect
In a world of feline folly, There lived a cat with a secret, A taste for adventure and mischief, And a love for KFC's golden treat.
With eyes like emerald jewels, And fur as black as night, This feline prowled the streets, In search of a savory delight.
Oh, how it yearned for chicken, Crispy and finger-lickin' good, But the cat knew it had to be sly, To satisfy its craving like it should.
Through alleyways it stealthily tiptoed, With nimble paws and a stealthy glide, Until it stumbled upon a secret, That made its hunger amplified.
A stash of KFC's golden eggs, Hidden away from prying eyes, An accidental treasure trove, A feast fit for a feline paradise.
With each stolen egg devoured, The cat's satisfaction grew, The taste of crispy breading, And juicy chicken, it knew.
Word soon spread of this food bandit, A legend of a cat so bold, Whispers echoed through the town, Of the one who stole the KFC gold.
But the cat with the KFC get eggs, Remained a mystery to all, A phantom of the night it became, Leaving no trace, no trail to recall.
And so, it continues its nightly quest, For chicken that satisfies its soul, The cat with the KFC get eggs, Forever on the prowl, never to be controlled.
I know where you live! I saw you before!
Why is Santa so happy? He knows were all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
Me: Hey do you live in the ocean? random guy: Why? Me: Because you look like a whale.
homeless people live on rocks non homeless live in rocks
WOULD YOU RATHER Eat a girl out who has: Herpies, COVID and AIDS out while she is on her period? Or Eat live worms, bats and mice?
Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.
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"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104."
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
Black lives matter.
