How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money.
Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole.
The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money.
The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money, you worthless old fart?”
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
Euro-peein'.
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
