a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son and that's why we adopted you.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture? The cowch ( couch)
Like if you blow male cows
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
What do you call a sleeping cow? A bull-dozer.
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer
why do cows die cues they are to beef
