What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
NO, YOU ATE MY COCK!!!
Who did the cow đ want to hang with?
The udders
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Like if you blow male cows
Farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm says this is the pig I'm fucking she say u idiot that's a sheep he says shut up I wasn't talking to you
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
My friendâs neighborâs house is a real pigs tie. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
Hey girl are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son and that's why we adopted you.
Why donât cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked. "Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied. "Heard of what?" "Herd of cows." "Of course I've heard of cows." "No, a cow herd." "What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
Whatâs a cowâs favorite piece of furniture? The cowch ( couch)
What do cows call money? Moola
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Where do sheep go to shop? Woolmart
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
