What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
Livestock Jokes
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
