What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
Livestock Jokes
My sis a fat cow.
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "cow."
Like if you blow male cows?
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
What do you call a pig?
Pig.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - u
