As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
What do you call a sleeping cow? A bull-dozer.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
why do cows die cues they are to beef
