Like if you blow male cows
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - u
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
