IF a person walks off a hundred foot cliff and half way down screams why did I do that. Then a second person walks off the same one hundred foot cliff and screams the same verse "why did I do that," then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line" why did I do that" and the next person the same thing. What do you call that? (Stupid People)
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the LINES
What do you call a country's BOOTY?
Its bottom-line
I approached her in the checkout line, and said 'yo baby wassup?'
The average person in 2023 are less strait than the lines my 5th grade P.E. Teacher walked in collage
lillys hair line was so fat that charlene could not find it on roblox
yo hair line is as accurate as my jump shot
So I walk in to a bar and There’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face
That’s the punch line
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line? The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
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A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
What’s long and black?
The line at the unemployment office
There was a cheerio that had a job, he worked hard at it and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the cheerios. So he needed a speech, he kept practicing and practicing and know he was thirsty. it was almost time for his speech. so he went to the drinking fountain but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake but he saw tons of garbage, and what he thought was a cereal killer. so he found this bowl of punch, but he relised... there was no punch-line
A son asked his mom : why the lines in the LGBTQ community flag are straight ?
My friend said "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, your gay." so he did it and i said "Well i guess now he's straight" ;D
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS
Why is T well respected, but more in it's lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
Your hair line is like spider man far from forehead
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
A young innocent little girl is playing hopscotch and she says you step on a crack you brake you're mamas back and then she step on a crack so her mothers back proceeded to brake slowly then she said you step on a line you brake your dadas spine but the neighbours spine broke and in happiness the thought to be previouse father gets in his car and drive through the garage door...
