Line jokes
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?
My heartbeat.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.