Line jokes

Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.

The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.

Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.

One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.

Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.

Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.

oOO laLA!

A project where people get lined up to be changed.

Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.

I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.

There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.

Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.

Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.

Jesus and his friend went fishing. They both cast their lines out, and both of them get a bite, but Jesus's friend misses and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's a bad sentence to say; if you say it 3 times, something bad will happen to you." They cast it out again, and both get a bite, and Jesus's friend misses again and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus replied, "If you say that one more time, something bad will happen." They cast out again, and Jesus's friend's line snaps, and he says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's the last time something bad will happen." The biggest thunderstorm ever seen appeared, and a lightning bolt struck Jesus, and a voice came from the clouds, "Damn, I missed."

Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?

Your hair line is curved like a moving train.

This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.

Q: What's really long and black?

A: The line at KFC.

Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.

What is long and not hairy?

The conga line in the cancer department.

In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.