Line jokes

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

S, ss, slalom. A.

Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.

Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”

Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?

Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂

Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.

The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”

Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.

Incest.

When your genealogy chart is a straight line.

Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?

If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?

(Stupid People)

Why was the rapper bad at fishing?

Because he always threw back the lines!

Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.

Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.

I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"

What do you call a country's booty?

Its bottom line.

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.

So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.

That’s the punch line.

The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.

What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?

The magician has a cunning array of stunts!