Line jokes

Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.

One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.

Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?

Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.

You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?

Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.

I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.

Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.

oOO laLA!

A project where people get lined up to be changed.

There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.

Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.

Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.

Jesus and his friend went fishing. They both cast their lines out, and both of them get a bite, but Jesus's friend misses and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's a bad sentence to say; if you say it 3 times, something bad will happen to you." They cast it out again, and both get a bite, and Jesus's friend misses again and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus replied, "If you say that one more time, something bad will happen." They cast out again, and Jesus's friend's line snaps, and he says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's the last time something bad will happen." The biggest thunderstorm ever seen appeared, and a lightning bolt struck Jesus, and a voice came from the clouds, "Damn, I missed."

Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?

Q: What's really long and black?

A: The line at KFC.

Your hair line is curved like a moving train.

Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.

This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

What is long and not hairy?

The conga line in the cancer department.

Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.