(A horrible pick up line) are you the two towers? Cause I'd love to take you out 🤭
Yo hair line goes farther back than the big bang theory
You know the strangest things happen my mom said step on a crack you break your Mama's back but if you step on a line you break your father's spine I stepped on the line it didn't break his spine mom who is my father?
What can’t a gay person walk a trail because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Will Smith slapped your hair line to space
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper But instead I showed them my wrists
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat
Or hair line goes way back before dinosaurs lived
I was gonna make a joke about mexicans but honestly it crosses the line.
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion "What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job." replied the Priest.
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, next I can become Bishop." said the Priest.
"Yes, and then?" asked the Rabbi.
"If I work real hard and do a good job as Bishop, it's possible for me to become an Archbishop." said the Priest.
"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest, beginning to get a bit exasperated replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal."
"And then?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope."
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Good grief!" shouted the Priest. "What do you expect me to become, GOD?"
"Well," said the Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"
this is just a bad emo pickup line lmao
are you maria? cuz u can sure as hell count ME in
you think your funny look at your hair line it looks like a McDonalds sample
Hey girl are your pants a mirror. ‘Cause I can see myself in them.
#pick-up-line
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour? Stopping it with a pitchfork.
When I saw your hare line I thought you worked at McDonald’s
“I’m going through a lot of things right now,” I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
yo hair line is as accurate as my jump shot
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Your hairs line is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Your hairs line goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know wich Way to turn.
