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I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.

When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".

I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!

I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.

(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)

(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)

(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)

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My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.

All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.

Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.

Q: I like elephants.

A: Everything else is irrelevant.

Q: I like elephants.

A: Everything else is irrelephant.

All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.

After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.

Why do blind kids like plane crashes?

Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.

You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"

Then I start to think I was the problem :(

Just kidding, fuck that asshole!

Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.

I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.

Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.

Why do kids like to pick on orphans?

Because they can't call their parents.

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

Relationships are like fat people.

Most of them don’t work out.