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Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.