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Good Evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the f*** out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point where it feels f***ing weird when I go and take a piss.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.
Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."
No, a lot's been through you.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.