They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT"
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
