BlessedBrian is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP
Y does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls r too clever for him.
Whys rapboat like a dog? They both get off sniffing assholes.
BlessedBrian’s face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I’M around
Rapboat sez he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at mcdonalds
The twin towers are like crippled legs once they break they can’t be fixed
Life is like a bag of jellybeans Nobody likes the black ones
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
SORRY TO HEAR YOU FEEL LIKE POO!
You like kissing Boys dont you?
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big fat blow job.
why disable people do not like comedians? bcoz they do stand up
Boys are like minis
girls are like big pots
Minis always come first. don't think about sex boys, be men
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
I don’t know why people don’t say Cobain because I’m pretty sure Kirk Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
What do you lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
Abortion isn't murder, it's more like backspacing a typo.
Guys I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things. *proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
