Lightbulb

Lightbulb Jokes

How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.

How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb? “You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”

How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb.

None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb 9 to talk about how inspired they are?

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!