How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them
35. How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry. 41. To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state. 43. You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
How many wee-tahds does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
click...uh click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb. The answer may shock you.
How much women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
Cuz he was in need of a light snack!
How many redheads does it take to change lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!!!
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb? “You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
How Many Communist Does it take To Change Lightbulb? Never Enough
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?
IT JUST DOES!!!!
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Wanna go ride a bike?
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party.and it was lit
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb.
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
