How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking.
How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminist can change anything
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because Feminists can't solve problems.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you BRIGHTEN UP my day
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender
how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to there other side!
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!