Lightbulb jokes
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminists can change anything?
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything.
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.