Lightbulb jokes
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb? IT JUST DOES!!!!
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
How many Africans does it take to change a light?
A water bottle.
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two ;)
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminists can change anything?
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.