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Lightbulb jokes

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.

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  • How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?

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  • How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!

    How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    What makes you think feminists can change anything?

    What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.

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  • How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.

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  • How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!

    How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    One, cause they'll screw anything.

    Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.

    How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    5

    4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.

    How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?

    4!

    One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"

    How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    To get to the other side!

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  • How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.

    How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    More than three because the basement is still dark!

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