What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
I don’t drink, don’t swear, don’t smoke, shit, I left my cigarettes at the fucking bar! (Andrew Dice Clay.)
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
I'm a recovering cake addict.
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
Wash It Away- By- Bradley Lewis(watersharky) and Ben Lewis and Watersharky Music Productions-Why does it always feel like I'm The one that's had a bad day? Whether I'm stuck in traffic or Showing up to work late Oh this 9 to 5 feels like 9 to Forever been working all week For a jerk that thinks they can Say whatever they want to me I'll just bite my tongue for a Couple more days Soon I'll be in that island sun Surfing those waves I need the beach I love the ocean Put my feet in the sand Watch the earth in motion Ya had a bad week ya had a bad Day Take it to the shoreside and wash It away Oh yeah You gotta wash it away Finally I'm here and I cant even Stop myself from smiling Somebody hand me a beer and I'll check the girls on the island Don't miss my 9 to 5 Living like a local on this island time I got those sandy toes and Nobody knows jump in the Ocean and just go with the flow I'll miss my sandy toes I've got to go back before you Know this island is my home I need the beach I love the ocean Put my feet in the sand Watch the earth in motion Ya had a bad week ya had a bad Day Take it to the shoreside and wash It away Oh yeah You gotta wash it away Wash it away I need the beach I love the ocean Put my feet in the sand Watch the earth in motion Ya had a bad week ya had a bad Day Take it to the shoreside and wash It away Oh yeah You gotta Wash it away Wash it away
