Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
