Lifestyle jokes
For an orphan, any bag of chips is family size.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
Why don't the Amish water ski?
The horses would drown.
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner is wanted!
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.