Lifestyle jokes
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
For an orphan, any bag of chips is family size.
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.