Lifestyle jokes
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Why do vegans hate sex?
They don't want to say they had a meat in 'em.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
For an orphan, any bag of chips is family size.