Lifestyle jokes
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no, “What are you doing in my house?”
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.