Lifestyle

Lifestyle jokes

Beef

If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?

Man

I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.

Emo

What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?

Tic-tac-toe.

Memes

Emo

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!

Emo

How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.

Orphanage

There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.

Orphan

Why do orphans like emos?

Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.

Glory Hole

Me be straight and bored.

Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.

Out up spending the rest of the night there.

About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.

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