What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
confucius man asy Full retard. it's an art a weapon and a lifestyle. once you go full retard there is no going back.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Why I can’t be skinny? i hurt myself for fatting.-jenny
hello please i want gaain wait-jenny year later
Is it ok to say nice to meat you go a vegan?
My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the doctor once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.
She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Sh*t, my cat is a Democrat!
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
