Lifestyle jokes
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.