Lifestyle

Lifestyle jokes

Hipster

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

He sipped his coffee before it was cool.

Beef

If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?

Man

I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.

Memes

Emo

What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?

Tic-tac-toe.

Emo

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!

Emo

How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.

Orphanage

There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.

Orphan

Why do orphans like emos?

Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.