When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
