Life

Life Jokes

Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

"And the Lord said unto John, 'Come forth and receive eternal life,' but John came fifth and got a toaster."

Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her? I really hit the mother lode with you.

Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life. The creator son tried that! ( Mt friends said to post this I accept no responsibility.)