I've been hit by several things in my life. Sadly, never a car.
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
Why does this exist
Roses are red Violets are fine Why is your life So much better then mine
"And the Lord said unto John, 'Come forth and receive eternal life,' but John came fifth and got a toaster."
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her? I really hit the mother lode with you.
What has 2 arms but no legs? A crippled women with no more meaning in her life.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life. The creator son tried that! ( Mt friends said to post this I accept no responsibility.)
What is my favorite thing about my grandpa? His life insurance
I hope Death is a woman. That way it will never come for me.
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.