Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.
Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?
Then there is me: My life.
Life Jokes
What is the best cure for aging?
Suicide.
What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.
Reasons for having a shower
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. πππ
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used to, but don't anymore.
Person: Why'd you stop?
Me: Unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
Grandma: Young people your age are married by now, why arenβt you?
Me: Old people your age are dead right now, why arenβt you?
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. π
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke."
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
what is less than 0?
my will to live.
Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.
Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.
BLM British Lives Matter.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "Iβm an orphan, your honor."
