you have a six minute timer to live but when you breath it resets
More expresso less depresso Jk lets all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was my life
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
I've been hit by several things in my life. Sadly, never a car.
its better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? happiness never lasts forever
what did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? Safe life repair, safe life replace!
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
what makes a nuke and divorce the same?
it only takes one of each to end your life.
Life is like a film it goes on but you can cut at anytime
Dad: Hey son wanna here a joke?
Son: Sure thing, dad!
Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbors dog!
Son: I don't get the joke, dad.
Dad: It's my life son! My life is the joke.
My dad brought me some sunglasses but it still wasn't enough to keep my son out of my life.
In life it’s either Yeet or get beat and I clearly failed yeeting as a child as my dad beat me
My Sex Life
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning
There is thin line between death and life !! You won't live to see it .....
The Cardiogram will !!
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft
Technoblade: Speedruns Life
I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job
