Let Jokes

What is a suicide packs favorite song... Let the bodies hit floor

I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.

I threw a lamp at an emo? i tried to lighten up his day.

I remember when I was a kid i thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right, they used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you.. From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.

A wife and husband had been on a strict diet and the wife said yaknow weve been good about our diet lets have a cheat night tonight. The wife came home with kfc and wendys. the husband came home with sylvia from the office.

Is Google a girl or a boy?

Obviously a Girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.

I once heard my dad shout I'm going to be like frozen and let it go then I heard a gunshot

Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died... His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...

guys don’t let nobody hurt you with words like someone once said sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me

me: "comment if you love yourself and give me a reason" friends: comments give reason me: "notice how i commented nothing day later mom: let me see your tik tok me: shows her the video mom: calls suicide JK she just beat me for posting a video on her

Friend: Want to play fall guys?

Friend 2: Yup

Friend: Ok so let me ju- wait where are you going?

Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off

Friend: Why?

Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?

titanic - "yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her"

I have depression, and am suicidal nobody knows tho, lets joke about that lol

What does michael jackson and santa clause have in commen? They both let little kids sit on his lap

Blue: The ocean is place where the creatures live Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE Blue:it has many pretty things and it will- Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on titanic! so let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!

Nah c'mon guys we don't let jokes like this fly around here

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him", so i couldn't do a fatality. I was confused but i understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.