Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher:No you can’t fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door
Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No!The giraffe because He’s in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student:The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher:She drowned?!
Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Comments (13)
That ending though
i like that it does a full cycle
Same
tl;dr
It should be how? At the end not Why?
the best one I've read all day by far at least on this website
I love this joke
Sally was mourned, why? the B-Day party was actually a funeral!
Unfortunately, part of this joke was stolen by BRIGHT SIDE and put into a riddle video.
Why is that me though?
The party was absolutely banging though. We never did see giraffe again...
BRIGHT SIDE is full of lies
THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!