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Absurd Riddles and a Flying Brick

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Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?

Teacher: 502.

Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

Teacher: No, you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!

Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.

Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

Teacher: open door, put giraffe in, close door

Student: No! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.

Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?

Teacher: let me guess the lion?

Student: No! The giraffe because He's in a fridge.

Teacher: WOW!

Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?

Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?

Student: The gators are at the party.

Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?

Teacher: She drowned?!

Student: No! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

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Explanation

This is a series of related riddles where the student provides increasingly absurd answers. It culminates in a morbid twist where Sally dies from a random brick, connecting back to the first riddle. The humor comes from the unexpected and illogical answers.

Comments (40)

i like that it does a full cycle

the best one I've read all day by far at least on this website

Sally was mourned, why? the B-Day party was actually a funeral!

Unfortunately, part of this joke was stolen by BRIGHT SIDE and put into a riddle video.

Why is that me though?

The party was absolutely banging though. We never did see giraffe again...

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!

Peenis peenis peenis peenis

Don’t get it!!😑

ccc

This is awesome

And I love it you should make more

Ngl I agree that BRIGHT SIDE is full of lies.

What the heck

LMAOOOOOO IVE HEARD THIS BUT I NEVER SAW THE FULL ONE!!

😈😈🤬🤬

Penis titties niga ass fart

im a senior and i told my VERY strict teacher this and he gave me detention for a week 😂

I would like it more if the joke had Chickens in it :(.

The chickens are at the party broski @Chickeneater 69

This is a like Davidson joke u fricken stealer

Now this is a pice of joke art

lmfaoaoaoaoao 🤣