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Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?

Teacher: 502.

Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

Teacher:No you can’t fit an elephant in a fridge!!

Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.

Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door

Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.

Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?

Student: No!The giraffe because He’s in a fridge.

Teacher: WOW!

Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?

Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?

Student:The gators are at the party.

Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?

Teacher:She drowned?!

Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

Comments (37)

That ending though

i like that it does a full cycle

Same

tl;dr

It should be how? At the end not Why?

the best one I've read all day by far at least on this website

I love this joke

Sally was mourned, why? the B-Day party was actually a funeral!

Unfortunately, part of this joke was stolen by BRIGHT SIDE and put into a riddle video.

Why is that me though?

The party was absolutely banging though. We never did see giraffe again...

BRIGHT SIDE is full of lies

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!

The lion yeeted the brick.

This is so long at absolutely fun

gg boi

Peenis peenis peenis peenis

Don’t get it!!πŸ˜‘

ccc

This is awesome

And I love it you should make more

Ngl I agree that BRIGHT SIDE is full of lies.

What the heck

So

LMAOOOOOO IVE HEARD THIS BUT I NEVER SAW THE FULL ONE!!

oh stupid me, thinking she drowned

😈😈🀬🀬

Penis titties niga ass fart

im a senior and i told my VERY strict teacher this and he gave me detention for a week πŸ˜‚

I would like it more if the joke had Chickens in it :(.

The chickens are at the party broski @Chickeneater 69

This was made by luke davidson

This is a like Davidson joke u fricken stealer

This is comedy

Now this is a pice of joke art

thats stupid

You stole my joke