Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain. "Quick, let's swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
Let Jokes
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my was kicked, let's be friends?
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "You have to say please first."
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
