Leisure jokes

I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.

Do you want to go to the pool?

Yes? Well, water you waiting for?

Don’t you just wanna hang around, like Chester?

Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.

What is the best day to go to the beach?

On Sunday.

I had a good night, and I love it when you get a good walk and you get to.

What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?

Time to walk with your dog 🐶!

Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.

I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.

I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had fun, and I had to.

What is cum's favorite hotel?

The Four Semens.

Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?

Tupac-in-a-tent.

The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.

I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.

Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."

What game is for kids? Uno.

What time is fun?

Time for games!

What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?

Bored games.

What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.

Why did the school go remote?

Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!

I went for a walk today, and I did a good job of telling what time it was.