What do you call a green camel.
My parents left me.
So I am an emo dude so I sit in the back of the class and I talk to no one.But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me so I just ignored him.Then he got really pissed off and said “I’m gonna kill you”.I was like “Your gonna kill me just because I ignored you, is your ego that big, wow.”He left then the next day he brought his goons with him and said “now your dead” I ignored him again and he said “you will pay for this.”So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house then him and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died so I kept on walking.I had some rope traps set.This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emo’s.We have ropes everywhere.
ddlc be like: "you kinda left her (sayori) hanging" And Yuri TOOK A SEAT.. On the floor. And died The end.
Steven hawking is the fastest footballer ever-he could just charge up the Left Wing
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts make a right.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
Trump 2020
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack 2 weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life) -_-
"guess what my wife left in the freezer"
"her miscarriage"
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replyed: Till december
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck I left the oven on!
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said "Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight! She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts"
I left my dog at home once and when I came home it was a mess, lets say I was in a RUFF situation
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off - He's all right now
What do u call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers? An annoying prick whos black dad left him as a kid
Why did the computer catch cold? It left a window open.
yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face. Then he stopped & had sex again x6, now he was left with...
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone Catastrophe
