Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian why do think that I said the teacher replied because you're reading from Right to Left
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right and backwards.
I Left my Avatar at home today
I left my boots on in the river and i drowned
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When was at the hospital and he woke up he asked the doctor of he was okay.
The doctor said ur all right now.
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her? She left the plunger in the toilet she put door knobs on all the walls and she rearranged the furniture
The mom and left the child because they were famous and rich like rich monkeys
you only put your under name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad lefted you hahahah
some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them. for I have everyone's ip address.
no matter how much i cry the the white people till left me hanging
What’s Stephan Hawkins favourite food?
His left shoulder
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance and he replied I'm not much good, I have two left feet. Then how about Karaoke ? To which he replied. I have two left throats.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Yo dad left you 10 years ago and your 10 years old so Your dad anrvriser is to day
Person: My left ear is ringing. Friend: Then answer it...
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake, Sadly i left him hanging
IVE HEARD STORIES OF MY MOTHER SHE WAS A TEENAGER AND LEFT ME IN THE BLENDER BUT LUCKILY THE POWER CUT OUT LIKE AT THE ORPAHNAGE
HI alex its 2;00 eastertime freshfry is a scaredycat he left when you left lol
9 months before I was born ,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
lol they left
