My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can't u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don't care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school
Man, I loved that wheelchair
Whats the laziest mountain
Mount Ever-rest
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words...
"Lazy."
What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
what do you call a lazy gay? someone who comes straight out of the closet,and goes straight to the couch.
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with "what do you mean I already did it" then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said "Aww it pays to be lazy!"
"How would you describe yourself in three words?" "Lazy!"
Q:what do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch {somewhere}
A: a couch potato HaHaHa
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf
READ THIS OUT LOUD: This is this cat This is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is a busy cat This is a for cat This is forty cat this is seconds cat NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
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When you think you're depressed but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self loating but then you realise that it in itself might actually be a symptom of depression
Well gang it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands
papyrus: SANS stop being a lazy Bones. Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do any thin. heheh
Papyrus:You are so lazy sans! Sans:Call me what you want.I got THICK SKIN! Pap:Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!! Frisk:HAHAHA Pap:we are monsters.The awfulest kind! Sans:to mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
