Q: What do you call a skeleton that go's to school but doesn't do any work A:lazy bones
I'm lazy to read gags. http://gestyy.com/eiDOWp
Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling”!!!
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842, don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
what do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day? a lazy bones!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and to lazy to get his butt off the couch.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? LAYS!
I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out.
I remarked you lazy
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.