Lazy jokes
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
I'm too lazy to read gags. http://gestyy.com/eiDOWp
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.
Sans: I am doing something.
Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?
Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.
Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.
Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.
I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
Why was Stephen Hawking known as lazy?
Because he was always sitting on the job.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.