Law jokes

What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?

What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.

What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?

Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕

What is the difference between the human rights?

What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?

What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?

What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?

“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”

What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.

What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?

What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?

"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."

What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.

So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed.

Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."

My dad came over late at night. He was drunk. He started telling me how useless I was. Then I went to the kitchen, grabbed a knife, and stabbed him in the chest 47 times.

Three minutes later, he died. Now I’m losing my mind and cutting myself.

If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣

Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.

How do pedophiles follow the law?

They drive it slow in the school zone.

Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!

Orphans don't have parents!!1! ahahahaha ahahaha plz like and subscribe and hit that bell icon #logang #imagamerpersonwedontfuckwiththegenderbinary #wedontfuckingeneral #nofilter #rememberifyousubscribethenisubscribeback

What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?

Oooooooooh girl, you lion!

I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is £1,000."

But that's not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.