A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
Curiosity killed the cat.
But for a while, I was a suspect.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
Greg is a pedo.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
What's the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, "Sign here please."
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?
He was stealing all the samples.
What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?
It was given two consecutive sentences.
