Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy
Police officers hope you’re a criminal. Doctors hope you get sick. Mechanics hope you get car troubles. But only thieves wish you prosperity. Weird?
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger? Orange is the new black
Two priests walk into a store and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester and the priests both say I’ll do it
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights
He arrested me for impersonating Gorge Floyd. *I have seizures*
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, That some dick cut her off.
Officer don’t arrest me she said she was 5 in dog years
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the police... who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police says the suspect is armed and on the run.
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is the the police lights are different
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals. I hacker, a rapist, a serial killer and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial decides that she want’s to change, but when she see a knife she just can’t help it. He bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist get teleported back to prison
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off
The Police officer in London , Who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman , drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car , murder her and do whatever to her , has appealed against his Whole Life tarriff.
He should be relieved it was only that ! , could of been worse ... could of married her !
being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. they get to play Cut the rope on the job all the time!
What do orphans and police not have in common
The police can actually go home
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
Crimes in 2018- assault, murder. Crimes in 2020- coughing in public.
