Law Enforcement jokes
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
Somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch!
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
Why did the cop show up early to the protest? To beat the crowd.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.