Law Enforcement jokes
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
Someone stole my toilet, and the police have nothing to go on.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
Police seek clues to explain Walmart.
This isn’t a meme just trump’s mugshot
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”
That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
You were probably voted "Most Likely to Become an Ice agent" in school.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?
"Orange is the new black."
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police say the suspect is armed and on the run.
The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.