Law Enforcement jokes
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
Somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch!
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Why did the cop show up early to the protest? To beat the crowd.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
A cop pulls a man over and finds out he's drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says, "Can I see your flashlight?"
The cop says, "Just give me your license and registration." So drunk guy says, "Not until you give me your flashlight."
The cop said, "For what?" and the drunk guy says, "So I can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like."
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!