Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
Whats starts with M and end with arriage?
Miscarriage Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child
A man walks into a bar, he takes a seat and asks the barmen if he wanted to hear a blonde joke, the barmen replies before you tell this joke I want to tell you something, see the women over there, she is a black belt in karate, she's blonde , see the bouncer over there he is also a blonde, see the chick over there with that pool que she is also blonde, also I have a shotgun behind the bar i'm blonde, so do you still want to tell your joke? He replies f**k that I ain't explaining the joke 4 times.
Me: Knock knock....Friend: who's there? Me: I don't know anymore
Yes I’m CUTE
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
My life
Tell me when you get it
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
Why can't disabled people make jokes.
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy isn't it?
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week." They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
I like my humor like my people. Well done.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?
When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.
If u kill an emo Is it an assist kill?
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
Q:Do you know why people dont like abortion jokes? A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptyness inside.
My friend; you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs
Q: what does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
