Whats starts with M and end with arriage?
Miscarriage Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child
Me: Knock knock....Friend: who's there? Me: I don't know anymore
Yes I’m CUTE
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
My life
Tell me when you get it
Why can't disabled people make jokes.
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy isn't it?
What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
I like my humor like my people. Well done.
What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?
When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
Q:Do you know why people dont like abortion jokes? A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptyness inside.
Q: what does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages
If u kill an emo Is it an assist kill?
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: *gets the noose*
A boy walks in on his mother riding his father. "What are you doing?" the boy asks his mother. "I'm jumping on daddy to make him thin," said the mother. "Don't bother," said the boy, "when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again."
What's steven hawking's favourite type of comedy?? Stand up
All my jokes are cys for help
INCLUDING THIS ONE
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
