Laughter jokes

What does the right eye say to the left eye?

Between you and me, something smells!

News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.

I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.

A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”

A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”

What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.

I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.

But the punch line is too long.

In the realm of Danny, Ben, and Paxton, A trio of souls intertwined, Their stories woven with grace and might, A tale of friendship, ethereal and fine.

Danny, the dreamer with stars in his eyes, Chasing visions that danced in his mind, With every thought, a world he'd create, A poet, an artist, one of a kind.

Ben Power, the steadfast, a force to behold, With strength that could move mountains high, His heart, a fortress, unyielding and bold, A protector, a guardian, forever nigh.

Paxton, the wanderer, a spirit untamed, Roaming free wherever the wind blew, In every step, a new adventure claimed, A seeker, a nomad, forever anew.

Together they stood, a harmonic blend, Different paths converging as one, In the depths of their bond, a love unfurled, A symphony played, forever sung.

Through trials and triumphs, they faced the storm, Hand in hand, against the tempest's might, With laughter, tears, and hearts so warm, They shared the darkness, embracing the light.

Oh, Danny, Ben, and Paxton, forever bound, Through the pages of life, your stories unfold, In the tapestry of friendships profound, Your spirits, like poetry, forever bold.

Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again? Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?

Sayori: *dies*

Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"

MC: "😨"

How do chemists laugh?

HeHe.

Why did the orphan take a selfie?

Because he wanted a family portrait.

Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.

I love fard 😋

Family are together playing charades.

Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!

What do you call a banana that peels itself?

Appealing!

So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"

Get it? "Horse-ing."

Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.

Two friends are in a hospital lobby. Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying.

Friend 1: "*crying hysterically*"

Friend 2: "Why are you crying?"

Friend 1: "I came here for a blood test."

Friend 2: "So? Are you afraid?"

Friend 1: "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger."

Friend 2: "*crying hysterically*"

Friend 1: "Why are you crying?"

Friend 2: "I came here for a urine test."