Laughter jokes
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
A man walks into a bar. He takes a seat and asks the barman if he wanted to hear a blonde joke. The barman replies, "Before you tell this joke, I want to tell you something. See the woman over there? She is a black belt in karate, she's blonde. See the bouncer over there? He is also a blonde. See the chick over there with that pool cue? She is also blonde. Also, I have a shotgun behind the bar. I'm blonde. So do you still want to tell your joke?" He replies, "F**k that. I ain't explaining the joke 4 times."
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: I don't know anymore.
Yes, I'm CUTE.
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.
My life.
Tell me when you get it.
What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week."
They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
I like my humor like my people. Well done.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?
When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.