Laughter jokes

Two friends fighting.

Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"

Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."

One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.

Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.

What did God say to the black person?

"Oops, I burned one."😳

Not racist, just funny.

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.

So she gave me a hug.

Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Bill Cosby.

Bill Cosby who?

Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.

Why can an orphan never get picked up?

Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL

How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?

He CRACKed up.

Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.

I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don't cry, baby!

I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.

What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?

Mentos.

I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.

Why are orphans so sad?

Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."

I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.

I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"

What did the swearing hen say?

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)

What did the cussing rooster say?

"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"

You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.