Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
I heard a joke about chocolate bars and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered..
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave
Teenager: OMG, I’m prego, my moms gonna kill me Baby: Lmao, same
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
My friend; you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs
How to tell if your depressed? You came to a website called worst jokes ever . com looking for a quick smile.
My friend while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: You're priceless When we get to the checkout: I'm actually $2.50
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! Thats not going to help!" She said. "Sure it does." he said. "Its the only way i can see the numbers."
These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes.. bro it's not that deep
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny? The punchline isn’t apparent.
i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
look in the mirror there's a joke for you
What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"
Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."
What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.
