What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
What did the lungs say to the cigar?? 'You take my breath away...'
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
when i sh one day, my mother told me that it cuter her deep, we both found that very amusing
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a pinata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
I put the sexy in dyslexia
Girl: I've been a orphan since I was three.
Boy: knock knock.
Girl: ..Who's there?
Boy: not your parents!
Are you enjoying my yolks. I bet there making you crack up. If not, I better scrammble
Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said that you would never forget
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
Did you hear about the guys who’s whole left side was cut off? Yeah, he’s all right now.
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
it's not rape if you're both crying
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Moist of the time.
You want to hear some marriage jokes?
Don't worry it's just a couple.
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously I'm not joking
