Laughter jokes
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When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
What goes moo? Cow.
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What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
Wanna hear a paper joke? Nvm, it's terrible.
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
Why does a dwarf laugh whilst playing football?
Because the grass tickles his balls!