Laughter Jokes

what is the one thing cripples can't do......stand up comedy

'i told my black friend a joke'' told him he needs to lighten up!!!

Immigration jokes just cross the line.

i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.

What did the lungs say to the cigar?? 'You take my breath away...'

I'm funny but sad I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.

What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.

The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"

Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”

So the Pope slapped him.

These gags are killing me !

i want to make a joke about kobe but it wont land well

My friends used to poke me at weddings and say "You're next". So I started poking them at funerals and saying "You're next" to my friends.

What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?

They never get old.

I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!