Laughter jokes

What did the lungs say to the cigar?

"You take my breath away..."

Immigration jokes just cross the line.

I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.

What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?

They never get old.

Sign on my attorney's office wall: "You can't have manslaughter without laughter."

Knock knock.

Who's there?

9/11.

9/11 who?

You said that you would never forget!

The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives. Whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”

Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”

So the Pope slapped him.

These gags are killing me!

I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.

My friends used to poke me at weddings and say, "You're next."

So I started poking them at funerals and saying, "You're next" to my friends.

I'm funny but sad, I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.

What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding, he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.

Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.

Boy: Knock knock.

Girl: ...Who's there?

Boy: Not your parents!

I put the sexy in dyslexia.

When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!

Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.

I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!

What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?

Not Sally.

Dark humor is like food.

Not everyone gets it.

I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?