Laughter jokes
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl? HO, HO, HO!
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Teacher, there are 3 birds. 1 gets shot. How many are left?
Student, none. They flew off because the shot scared them off.
Teacher, actually 2, but I like the way you think.
5 minutes later
Student, there are 3 women eating ice cream. 1 is licking it, 1 is drinking it melted, and 1 is sucking it. Which one is married?
Teacher, the one sucking it?
Student, no, the one with the ring, but I like the way you think.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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Continue.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!