Laughter jokes
Look in the mirror. There's a joke for you.
These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"
Two men are in a rainforest, and one of them is peeing. Suddenly, a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!” He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car, so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened, and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out.” The man went back to the other man and said, “There is no hope, you will die.”
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.
Son (in a happy tone): I know.
Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?
Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
"Hee hee touched me."
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
Mom: Wake up!
Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...
Mom: Why are you disappointed?
Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."