Laughter jokes
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
I was chopping onions with my brothers, so my little sisters cried. Onions was a good dog.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Yeah, me too.
Please write your comment.
But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)