Did you hear about the guys who’s whole left side was cut off? Yeah, he’s all right now.
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Moist of the time.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
it's not rape if you're both crying
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children
You want to hear some marriage jokes?
Don't worry it's just a couple.
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1."Hang" out with me Or 2."Jump" 1 times? Me...e-eh?...Why not both?????we could just "Jump while "Hanging" out right?
Why is 6 afraid of 7? It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously I'm not joking
What is red and looks like a zebra
my arm Hehhehehehe UwU
I told my friend ten puns to see what one made him laugh. No pun in ten did
Me telling depression and suicide joke in front of my friends. My friends: ........ oh wait i dont have any, so nothin to worry about here.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and whent up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates,what is it?" "OH honey thats your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" so the sister replies with a laugh "you think thats cool my monkey is already eating bananas
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock Knock...
Who' there?
Not your parents
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you're dad came.
I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.
Its all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.
