I told my friend ten puns to see what one made him laugh. No pun in ten did
Me telling depression and suicide joke in front of my friends. My friends: ........ oh wait i dont have any, so nothin to worry about here.
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock Knock...
Who' there?
Not your parents
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you're dad came.
What is red and looks like a zebra
my arm Hehhehehehe UwU
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Its all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
Make this "joke" get 69 comments & 69 likes
Why are babies called bundles of joys? When you break the bundle, it gives you joy.
my friend was on wheelchair......he committed suicide yesterday, I remember when i met him last time he told us a good joke and i appreciated him and i told him to become stand up comedian.
On the lines of "I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous",
I'm dying to live forever !
I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway. .
I don't get this why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there.
If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.
Wanna hear a good joke?
My dad’s love for me
This isn't a joke but
I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
I once heard my dad shout I'm going to be like frozen and let it go then I heard a gunshot
