Laughter jokes

Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.

Why do my kids die?

Stinky Oussy :D

Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.

No more toilet paper jokes, please.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita poo let me in!

I forgot the joke.

I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

Here are some rules to make a good joke:

1: Don't say “my life.”

2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

I'm starting a clown shoe store.

It's no small feat! :oD

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?

Hi.

Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.

Friend 1: Eyyy gurl

Me: Hey! (Fake smile)

Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?

6 hours later

Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?

Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?

Teacher: What month is it?

Quiet kid: AUG-ust.

Classroom: Visible concern.

Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.

If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣

My mom said to take out the trash bags, so I did. And the next day, my mom asked, "Where are your sisters?" I said, "In line to get crushed."

Why was the calf afraid?

Because she was a cow-herd.

Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."

I told my sister a Dairy joke.

She said it was cheesy.

"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?

I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣