What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
Laughter Jokes
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.
"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.
"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"
What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?
When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
