Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.
"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.
"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"
What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?
When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.
What do you call an orphan with parents? Idk I never met one before Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were he said “I don’t have any” I said “wonder why” Another bonus joke: Me: hey orphan: hey me: what do you do for fun Orphan: look for my parents Me: me so their not dead? Orphan: no they just abounded me More bonus’s: what do you call a homeless kid An orphan last bonus Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home Because they can’t find one lmao this is so funny dark humor can be funny sorry orphans
I have a nun joke! It is nun uh ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Teacher: “Alright we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA
Knock knock. who's there control freak Con..... Ok now you say control freak who
Everyone gangster till Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
What do you call a school bus driver that can not walk.? A silly 😝 school bus driver
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That’s it.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me something smells!
Who tells the best chicken jokes? Comedi-hens!
Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do tell their parents on you? Lol
Q.What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common? A.They're both really short.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
Knock knock Who’s there? Tank Tank who? Your welcome Hehehehe😛😛😛
Knock knock Who's there Ididap Ididapwho That's the joke u did a poo
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas (Even though cows can't really have religions)
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesey
