3 men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live, only if they could achieve one thing. They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each. The first person returned with apples, the leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1....2 he screamed. The next person came back with grapes, 1,2,3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing, he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well, "well i saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples"
what did the cow say to the fat pig? moooooooove over
did you hear the one about the deaf person me: no thats because they caint hear so they dont talk
me: says to kid at adoption center you adopted me and kid: hug
thought this sight needed a little bit of nice jokes
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common
They never get old
what goes up but never past the digits 15? A Make A Wish Kid....
knock knock? Who's there? French French who? French frise!
it's fucked up how people make these jokes and when orphans read them it makes them feel worse about them selfs I should know I'm an orphan
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten and then I woke up from a nightmare
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange 🍊.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time
Why doe my kids die
Stinky Oussy :D
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes
No more toilet paper Jokes please
Knock knock Who’s there ? Anita Anita who ? Anita poo let me in
I forgot the joke
I am trying to re comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here. Here are some rules to make a good joke: 1: don’t say “my life” 2: proof read your joke, and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it 3: And don’t re post things (although this last one is hippocritical because this was me trying to repost something but it is still a good rule to go by)
I'm starting a clown shoe store.
It's no small feat! :oD
