Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
Laughter Jokes
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
Three men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live only if they could achieve one thing: They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each.
The first person returned with apples. The leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1... 2... he screamed.
The next person came back with grapes. 1, 2, 3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing; he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well. "Well, I saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples!"
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten, and then I woke up from a nightmare.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.
No more toilet paper jokes, please.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
I forgot the joke.
