what did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
I SEA him!
When your parents say we are sorry that you are here what do you think of that. I THINK THAT YOUR AN ACCIDENT!
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number three.
5. When you tried number 3, you realized it was possible, only you look like a dog.
6. You're smiling right now because you realized you were fooled.
7. You skipped number 5.
8. You just checked if there was a number 5.
9. This is not my joke; all credit goes to Steps.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
I GAVE UP HOPE AND I LIKED IT!! I TAKE MEDS TO FEEL FANTASTIC! (i kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
what is a Russian joke
something that will be funny for Russian people
What is black-and-white and red all over.... An Exploding zebra
My Jokes Are Pretty Bone-arifick if i say so my self Hehhehe...Get it?
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
What did the cave man say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that Dino-sour!
I said Urainus! And the girl beside me face palmed :/ I wonder what i did wrong?
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, "I hope that wasn't too much to Handel. Don't let it Strauss you out."
For all of my musicians out there!
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke abt, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This I sick!
What’s black and white and dead all over? My chemical romance
I was thinking of a good accident joke, and I asked my sister. She said, "you."
Why Did The Skeleton Have No Friends? He Was A Boner! Heheheh! Ah, See Ya Soon Kiddo. Im Goin On Break. Ill Give You Some Fried Snow Later!
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being load and shouting about all the woman they have in port that had given them gonorrhea.... Bloody Seamen.
So this one time i saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and i helped her up and she said ''Thank you '' and i said your welcome. The next day i saw her legs and someone said '' I would not do that'' and i said '' Whatever'' i tapped sally and the top halve fell I said ''WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY. And someone said she went in a mine field.
