Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number three.
5. When you tried number 3, you realized it was possible, only you look like a dog.
6. You're smiling right now because you realized you were fooled.
7. You skipped number 5.
8. You just checked if there was a number 5.
9. This is not my joke; all credit goes to Steps.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.
There was a crying pandemic going around.
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, "I hope that wasn't too much to Handel. Don't let it Strauss you out."
For all of my musicians out there!
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!
What’s black and white and dead all over? My chemical romance
I was thinking of a good accident joke, and I asked my sister. She said, "you."
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
