What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? MiscaRAGE. That joke never gets old....but neither does the baby...;)
anyone got any new joke i ran through all the pages already
"My dick fell off in the shower" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your Weiner little one?' He says chuckling lightly.
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What come before 47. Kid: AK Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand. He said, But Dad I'm blind. Exactly
why is santa always a bich calling ppl names like hoe hoe hoe
why was the indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches. Because then it would be a foot. lol i may have peed myself
"Knock Knock" who's there "Not" not who "Not your dad"
The mirror says: if you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck.
The Magic Jewel says: if you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck.
The condom just sitting there laughing.
There was once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off while the other one was always happy. This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine and you left me in here all night so I'm angry!" His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was litterally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap their has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
stop ruining the jokes its called worst jokes ever for a reason we all feel bad for orphans but people like dark humor and joke about everyone so quit being offended plz
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, CUM on, the are not even funny!
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
It's not rape if you're both crying.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book? You look at the emo girl and say "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
Wanna hear a joke,my life hahahah just kidding jokes actually mean something...
Friend: wana hear a joke
other Friend: sure
Friend: pussy
other Friend: i dont get it
Friend: and you never will
i took my brother vape and now he is on the ground gasping for air he acts like he is dying
Hi guys! In my opinoion I think your jokes are non-funny! can you make more sense! Btw who writes jokes about orphan> Thanks for understanding!
