A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died.hahahahah
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry?
my donation to the orphanage :)
Q:what do you call a gang of emos
A:Suicide squad
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
My life is so sad it's because your in it.
I look at your bro
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace"*🖇️😹😹
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show? who are you wearing?
Me and my friend roasting each other, Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose but my dad dropped me by accident. Me: But after dropping you he never picked you up
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
Like this
Lol these jokes have been heard millions of times
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I saw a monkey yesterday
And thought it was you
Whats. The best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter
Because the twin towers collapsed.
A French, a German and an Italian make a race to who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, which after a quarter of an hour comes out. Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally the Italian enters who comes out after five hours. The French: "But how did you do it?" The Italian: "I killed one." The German: "So what?" The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
My friend:your so skinny you never miss the elevator when it's closing you just slip right through😂
Me thinking it's a gift from god:🕴️😎
hi this is not a joke plz like or i will be verrrrrrry sad -_-
Kobe never missed a shot but he missed the helipad
I’m going to hell!!!
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you they don't laugh.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
