A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
Q:what do you call a gang of emos
A:Suicide squad
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
My life is so sad it's because you're in it.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
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Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I saw a monkey yesterday
And thought it was you
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
