Laughter jokes
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
My life is so sad it's because you're in it.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
Like this.
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-