Laughter jokes
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
My life is so sad it's because you're in it.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
Like this.
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.