Laugh jokes

What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?

He had a 6 cents of humor.

Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?

A: A Chihuahua.

A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.

Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."

Why can't I drink tea??

Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.

If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: Why?

Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.

Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.

Man: Why?

Kid: I'm an orphan.

Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!

(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.

Hitler says, “Yes.”

Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”

Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”

I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"

Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?

Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.

Laugh now.

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.

I think my dad loves jokes.

Because he laughs when he looks at me.

I laughed at my life so hard.

I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.

Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.

I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.