Laugh jokes

Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?

A: A Chihuahua.

A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.

Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

How do you make an ass laugh?

Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.

If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.

The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Why don't paralyzed people laugh?

They hate stand-up comedy.

Why can't I drink tea??

Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE

Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?

He had a 6 cents of humor.

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: Why?

Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.

Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.

Man: Why?

Kid: I'm an orphan.

Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!

(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."

I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.

I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.

Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.

I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.

My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.

I think my dad loves jokes.

Because he laughs when he looks at me.

I laughed at my life so hard.