Laugh jokes

Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?

He had a 6 cents of humor.

A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.

Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?

A: A Chihuahua.

Why can't I drink tea??

Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE

The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!

Why don't paralyzed people laugh?

They hate stand-up comedy.

How do you make an ass laugh?

Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: Why?

Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.

Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.

Man: Why?

Kid: I'm an orphan.

Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!

(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.

Hitler says, “Yes.”

Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”

Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”

I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"

I laughed at my life so hard.

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.

I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.

Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.

I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.

I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

I think my dad loves jokes.

Because he laughs when he looks at me.