Why was the washing machine laughing? It was taking the piss out of the knickers
I told my sister that when you got to bed with an itchy but your going to have smelly fingers in the morning and i've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?........ It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky too. *laughs manically*
Who's the cutest president in the world? Kim jong unchh💕💕💕
I'm dyslexic my sister was reading, whats the book I asked, she showed me the cover you reading The Scared Bull, she started laughing no The Sacred Bull
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke. Hitler says, “Yes.” Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?” Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
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I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal. Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
I asked a child where were there parents they started to cry I laughed and walked out of an orphanage
my parents created a joke 11 yrs ago and people are still laughing at it but i know its not me because jokes have meaning
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I think my dad love jokes
because he laugh when he look at me
i told a joke at a funeral but no one laughed, one mf was ded tho💀
Whats the difference between me calling my gf a pedefile and her calling me on oh wait i am cause shes 10
If water makes you laugh then jokes make you pee
I laughed at my life so hard
I was at school today and one of my friends said after a test man that was hard. After that I started laughing and I said that’s what she said.
why did the orphan stop playing baseball.
because baseball has a home and an orphan does not.
laugh now.
i made this up
i was watching a school baseball game, and i was yelling at a kid to take it home, he took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. i asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and i started laughing so hard
later that night i wondered where he stormed off to after he thew the bat and i thought to myself not home
Once I went to a museum and over heard someone speaking to an employee for information.
“These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells.”
“oh cool”
“this is mother Teresa’s clock, the clock hasn’t moved because she never lied.”
“Makes sense”
“This is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands only moved twice indicating he only lied twice.”
“Where’s Trump’s clock”
“Oh, we’re using it as a ceiling fan.”
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it’s so true.
