sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
man: why cant an orphan use Verizon ? kid: why? man: cause they have a family plan kid: oh then i need to switch phone services then man: why kid: im a orphan man: laughs out loud thats tuff ( you can tell the joke shortentd by saying why cant an orphan use Verizon cause they have a family plan)
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
This is a joke. Laugh!
why did the orphan stop playing baseball.
because baseball has a home and an orphan does not.
laugh now.
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
I asked a child where were there parents they started to cry I laughed and walked out of an orphanage
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
I laughed at my life so hard.
