Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
I laughed at my life so hard.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
This is a joke. Laugh!
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
