When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible.
Addison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!!
Layne: IKR
Mom: SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP.
Addison: ok fine.
Layne: Look at this joke.
Addison: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
"Balls" got me like: ๐
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
Laugh Now!
Why shouldnโt you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Tazzaro got me like: ๐
Orphans got me like: ๐
jokes got me like : ๐ Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org โบ face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
