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Rape

I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.

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    • People

    When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.

    When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.

    9/11

    If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

    That one really *crashed and burned*.

    Sleepover

    We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible.

    Addison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!!

    Layne: IKR

    Mom: SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP.

    Addison: ok fine.

    Layne: Look at this joke.

    Addison: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

    *Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*

    Memes

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    Bone

    My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.

    Ketchup

    The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!

    Joe mama

    Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

    Joe mama

    Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

    Pikachu

    Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.

    How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!

    Emoji

    jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...

    Fart

    TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.