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Penis

  • I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.

    The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"

    My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."

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  • Rape

  • I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.

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  • People

  • When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.

    When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.

    9/11

  • If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

    That one really *crashed and burned*.

    Sleepover

  • We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible.

    Addison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!!

    Layne: IKR

    Mom: SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP.

    Addison: ok fine.

    Layne: Look at this joke.

    Addison: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

    *Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*

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  • Bone

  • My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.

    Woman

  • If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.

    If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.

    Ninja

  • This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

    Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

    Dog

  • Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?

    A: A Chihuahua.

    Emoji

  • jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...

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