Ouija Board jokes

How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.

How do orphans have a family reunion?

They use a Ouija board.

Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?

Myla: I went to a restaurant.

Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?

Timmy: I went to a concert.

Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?

Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.

Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.

I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.

Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?

Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?

brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.

Do you want to play Titanic?

When I say iceberg, you go down on me.