Ouija Board jokes

How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.

How do orphans have a family reunion?

They use a Ouija board.

Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?

Myla: I went to a restaurant.

Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?

Timmy: I went to a concert.

Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?

Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.

Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.

Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?

brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.

Incest. A game the whole family can play.

How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.