Ouija Board jokes

Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.

Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?

Myla: I went to a restaurant.

Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?

Timmy: I went to a concert.

Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?

Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.

How do orphans have a family reunion?

They use a Ouija board.

Jenga.

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.

Look down your shirt and spell attic.

What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?

Tic-tac-toe.

How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.