Ouija Board jokes
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
Memes
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
Incest. A game the whole family can play.
Do you want to play Titanic?
When I say iceberg, you go down on me.
How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest.
