Ouija Board jokes
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
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How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
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Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That’s not funny, you know Billy doesn’t have any arms and legs.”
Boys: “I know, we need a third base.”
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Do you want to play Titanic?
When I say iceberg, you go down on me.
