Knowledge jokes
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.
And your IQ is 5.
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
Q: How did the skeleton know it would rain? A: He read the weather forecast.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
I tried to think of how lighting works.
Then it struck me!
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.