Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
I tried to think of how lighting works.
Then it struck me!
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Follow me if you know someone smart.
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
