Knowledge jokes
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
JAW don't know sh*t!
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.
And your IQ is 5.
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
Did you know that water is wet?
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"