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Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*

All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?

People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!

People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)

One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

Answer: They don’t know where home is.

Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.

Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.

Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?

Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.

Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."

So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"

What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?

ShrOWd.

Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...

Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?

Sanity to live: I don't know?

Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!

Sanity to live? *dies*

Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.

Sanity to live: *resurrected*

Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...

(sponsored by jumping bridges)

You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I don’t know.

To get to the idiot house.

Knock, knock. Who's there?

The chicken.

You know what should give up and stay dead?

Fortnite.

Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?

I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!

How do you know it's full?

Because there's not mushroom inside.

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."

How does she know I have that?

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!

You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.