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Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
I don’t know what to call this chat.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
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I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:
Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.
Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.
These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.
Only Ninety's kids know about this.
You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the environment.
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave.
Monkey: What ya doing?
Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."
Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."