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Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌