Know jokes
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
Memes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
Did you know that lots of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.