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Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?
Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.