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You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."